The Nitty Gritty: Who Am I?

This is the hardest part to write. All about me. What about me? Besides being the perfect person for your job? Ok, cheesy plug over. Here's the deal:
  • I'm passionate
  • If I see something I like, I'm not afraid to say it
  • If I see something I don't like, I'm not afraid to say it
  • I like to work independently or as part of a team
  • Communication is very important to me
  • I keep up on every relevant trend. Oh, and some irrelevant ones
  • I have a twisted sense of humor
  • I have an English Bulldog named Lizzie Borden. *see statement above
  • I'm not easily offended
  • I play video games. Lots of them. Try to make fun of me. I dare you.
  • I enjoy designing
  • I enjoy writing
  • I love photography
  • I'm a master at foiling offices
  • I grew up in the UK
  • I like Dexter, House, Law & Order and Bad Girls Club
  • I've taught kids to ride horses and use computers - at the same time. Ok, no, I'm lying. About the "same time" part, anyway